Some Things I Have Learned about my Dog

Egon does not like to be left alone.  He hates it, and will endeavor to shake the very walls of his kennel apart if abandoned.  He will not go gently into that dark night; he will rage, RAGE against the dying of the light.

Egon loves a tasty snack when out for a walk.  What better than a  nice, hot, juicy turd?  Waste not, want not, says Egon.

Egon likes to sleep with his wrinkly doxie snout stuffed in my armpit.
Note the glistening layer of fresh drool on my pasty Scandinavian arm.

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