not dead yet

Yeah, so, it looks like I am still alive for now.  I have nothing of interest so say, which means I am posting this merely as a procrastination exercise.  A huge-ass stack of final exams is sitting on my desk (a mere eight inches from my left hand!  help!) waiting to be graded. 

It is all lovely and spring-like and beautiful outside and has been all week, and all I want to do is take the dog to the park every day.  Sadly, no.  I must grade stupid finals.  Whine, whine.

I’ll be back later with an end-of-term grammar round up, in which I promise I will threaten to cut at least one person.  I hope you are all doing lovely things, like taking your dogs to the park or relaxing or drinking champagne.   You big jerks.

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  1. 1. Take fistful of exams
    2. Find large stairwell
    3. Pitch exams down stairwell
    4. Grade as follows:
    Those that fall the furthest get the highest grades. Why? They’re less heavy and contain less BS. The heavier exams (those chock-full of BS) travel the shortest distance. These get poorer grades.
    5. Total marking time: 10 mins + cleanup.

    Just because you suggested that you hope we are doing lovely things, tonight I’m going on a bender!

    Remember: exams, stairwell, throw, grade, whiskey!

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  2. I think you may have spelled “pedagogy” incorrectly in the label/tag/thingie on this post. Is there supposed to be an “a” after the “p”? Or is this some clever and/or cryptic play on words that has gone over my head?

    Please don’t cut me for pointing this out/exposing my own ignorance/wasting time at work.

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  3. That is how I always spell it – it’s not the most common spelling, but the OED supports it.

    (Since the OED online is a subscription service, that URL will only be valid for 3 days.)

    [Ed note: I had to nix the link. Either it already expired or you DO have to be logged in to the OED to see it. Though they claim that’s not true. I don’t know. Furthermore,I don’t know why it isn’t a free service. Bah.]

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  4. John– though I did not use your method for the actual grading, I think I might just drink whiskey and throw the offending exams around just for kicks. We’ll see!

    Dan– You know what they are doing? Having gay sex. Totally.

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  5. Make sure to leave some shoeprints on the exams. That way the students know what you think of them (and who’s the boss).

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