I passed and am now officially a doctor. So far I have learned that doctors have a lot of drinks bought for them. Doctors also get to sleep in. Sometimes doctors are faced with problems, like a headache, for example, or like the sudden inability to figure out how to put on a tank top. Hey, tank tops are confusing. Nonetheless, as in all things, doctors will face these problems bravely.
I am still not sure where my minions are, however. I was told there would be minions, and right now I need said minions to bring me some sushi. Still waiting for the minions.