Although I didn’t get to watch the latest Top Chef episode until tonight (I’m off cable for the summer, and thus acquired the episode via other means), I have been hearing disgruntled scoffs from every corner of the internet all day long.
Top Chef viewers are nearly unanimous in our hatred of Lisa — Top Chef viewers on Twitter, Facebook, TWOP, and even Top Chef viewers I have seen live and in person! All around the world, a resounding cry of “Lisa? WTF!” is being raised.
Fuck off, Lisa! You and your perpetually-horrible-despite-intervention hair. And your bitchface, and your pandering Latin food. Quit sabotaging my motherfucking rice.
That is all.