Evidence that it is Monday:
Sunday Night Insomnia Continues, Scientists Warn Against Getting Less than Three Hours’ Sleep
Constantly Malfunctioning Photocopier Continues to Malfunction
Creepy Maintenance Dudes Lock Instructor Out of Office, Sneer
Lit Class Jerkwads Arrive Late, Disrupt Lecture Multiple Times
Constantly Malfunctioning Drink Machine Continues to Malfunction
Constantly Malfunctioning Paper Towel Dispenser in Ladies’ Room Continues to Malfunction
Last Night’s Acceptably Spotty Banana too Brown to Enjoy by Lunchtime Today
Worries about Possible Layoffs Continue
Stuck on Elevator with Rudely Loud and Domineering Office Neighbor; Elevator Stops on Every Floor
Prescription Reasonably Priced at $50/Year Turns Out to Really Cost $50/Month
Dean Emails Students, Reminds them to Skip Class Friday for Religious Reasons; Faculty Inundated by Student Requests for Excused Absences
Mitigating Factors Give Skeptics Reason to Think It May Not Be Monday:
Landlords Take Pity on Careless Renter, Do Not Charge Late Fee on Rent that is One Day Late
Long Late-Afternoon Nap and Red Panang Curry Provide Pleasant Transition from Day to Evening
Cute Dog is Cute
New Ballet Flats for Summer Arrive, Match Blog Color Scheme
Forgotten Brownies Discovered in Local Freezer
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What do you think? Is it Monday where you are, metaphysically speaking? What are your headlines?
Raveling Out 
Dropped bottle of fish sauce on kitchen floor. New in-home scent not as pleasing as previous, fish sauce free scent.
Kitchen: Now with the great scent of fish!
Please tell me the new flats are amazing. I want to order some before I pay my taxes and cry a lot.
T- Ugh! That is evidence of Monday for sure. Fish sauce is potent stuff.
R – I haven’t worn them out yet but they are cute and comfortable. Definitely order a 1/2 or whole size up, though (check out reviews on zappos.com for more info on that).
Can Finally Leave Back Door Open For Air, Study Finds
Related: Dog Barks Up In April
Citing “Severe Pregnancy,” Wife Refuses To Make Room On Couch
There Are Bugs In My Office
Office Mouse Still on the Loose
New Neighbors Annoying, Barking Lab has Replaced Old Neighbors Annoying, Barking Lab
Office Drone Lazily Allows Forgotten Password to Prevent Him From Purchasing iPhone Apps
Cadbury Egg Stain Still on Futon