I kind-of sort-of tried to take a nap today after the gym, but I mostly failed due to a noisy lawnmower outside my front window. It wasn’t a total loss, though, as I had my phone handy and managed to photograph my ridiculous dog being cute as hell. Observe:
I love how he has not only the Puppy-Dog Eyes but also the paws folded on his chest.
When he rubs his face like this he makes the weirdest snorfling sound.
Here he is trying to roll over like an overturned bug. Aww. So helpless.
Raveling Out 
“Now I lay me down to sleep, If die before I wake, I pray the Lord my soul… HEY HAVE YOU LISTENED TO THIS S..T!?” WTF?
That is mad cutes. Scary mad cutes even.