Since the dog came to live with us three years ago, the cat has never willingly entered a room where she knew he was located. CAT FACT!
When I try to feed the cat, she shoves her greedy, gluttonous face in the bowl before I am done and gets kibble poured over her head every time. CAT FACT!
The cat has been overweight her entire adult life in spite of eating only the minimum dosage of diet cat food allowable by law. CAT FACT!
Whenever the cat’s food bowl is empty, she defecates on the floor in front of it. CAT FACT!
The sofa I have moved into my office is no longer patterned with illustrations similar to those in the Kama Sutra; instead it has a new, fuzzy grey cover that looks suspiciously like cat hair. I do not recall obtaining this cover at any time. CAT FACT!
The cat has destroyed a pair of New Balance running shoes, a pair of pink shearling boots, a pair of Paul Frank/Dr. Scholl’s sandals, and a Crumpler laptop bag, all by urinating on them. CAT FACT!
One time, I’m pretty sure the cat snuck into the bathroom while I was showering and pushed me. CAT FACT!