I went in there today for a specific item that I can’t find anywhere else (and now can’t even find at Petco, in fact) and wound up buying a dog sweater. Come on now, who doesn’t love a dog in a sweater?
What is going on here? Where am I? Who's talking?
Oh, right, the dog in the sweater.
Oh. I see. YOU did this to me.
Raveling Out 
DAMN that’s cute.
Swoon. Egon, if you weren’t already my dog boyfriend, I’d be in love now.
I will tell little E he has some admirers!
He looks so studious!
He is a gentleman AND a scholar!