My fat cat has been eating specially prescribed cat food for fatties for a while now. She has gone through her first bag of the stuff and had to be taken to the vet to be weighed and to purchase a second bag.
The cat hates to be put in her special carrier bag and driven in the car over to the vet. She starts yowling and shedding immediately after being placed in the bag, so the when the bag is opened and she is released, she is surrounded by an exploding cloud of dandruffy fur. CAT FACT.
The cat has not lost any weight on the specialty cat food, so I was advised to start feeding her less of it. This is professional vetrinary advice. “Your cat is still too fat. Feed her less.” CAT FACT.
In fact, the cat has gained one ounce of fat. CAT FACT.
I had to purchase a second bag of the fat cat food, which cost me $40.00. Spelled out with words, that is equal to forty dollars. CAT FACT.
This whole excercise would seem pointless except for the fact that when she spite-shits on the floor now, there is less of it to clean up. CAT FACT.