Well, you’ll get no proper post from me today as it seems my precious, precious computer is broken. I can post from my iPhone, but let’s not kid ouselves into thinking I’m going to painstakingly tap out my next masterpiee on this tiny screen.

Man, though, my computer is frakked. The screen lights up normally when I turn it on or wake it up, but then it goes dark instantly afterwards. It’s actually been doing this for a year, but tonight is the first time I haven’t been able to fix it by trying the time-tested Just Restart It Method.

SIGH. So off to the genius bar we go. But not until Wednesday. Until then, I’ll just sit here screaming goddamned profanities and throwing things at the cocksucking wall.

So, how are YOU???