Last night I:
Got approximately zero sleep due to a sick, sad, and restless toddler who turned out to have an ear infection.
Spent some unknown number of hours cuddling said toddler on the futon in his room trying to get him to let me put him down in his bed.
Finally convinced him that I needed to leave the room “to go potty,” which he accepted. (Him: “Pee? Potty? Pee-poop-pee! PEEEEEE?!”)
Forgot to put on shoes before I left the house and realized when dropping the well toddler at daycare that I was still wearing my slippers, so I had to make an emergency stop at Target before school.
Found out my fly was unzipped in between classes.
Left work early to come home and take care of my sick Buddy so CW could get some of his work done.
Ate chips and salsa for lunch and a piece of leftover apple pie as “lunch dessert.”
Watched like four episodes of Daniel Tiger.
Had to have a long spousal discussion about who stays home when a child is sick.