Somehow, out of the desire for a Friendsgiving of sorts, my cul-de-sac neighbors and I wound up having an entirely pie-based party tonight. It was a magical confluence of ideas and timing and one of the most fun things that has ever happened at my house. We wound up eating a meal that consisted of seven different pies. Let me tell you about them.
Everyone went with one sweet dessert pie and one savory entrée pie:
My next-door neighbors brought a classic pumpkin pie (with fresh whipped cream!); individual hand pies made with sausage, potatoes, and apples; and (!) a bonus banana cream pie.
My across-the-street neighbors brought a sour cherry pie and a zucchini pie (with egg and cheese).
I made an apple pie and a butternut squash galette.
Listen, y’all. Every single pie was fucking delicious. Here are some pie awards of great distinguishment:
1) best handful of nutrition and buttery flaky deliciousness: the sausage hand pie
2) most rustic French and beautifully seasonal pie: the squash galette
3) prettiest vegetable pie: the zucchini and egg
4) my favorite dessert pie: the sour cherry
5) the most classic and flawless fall pie: the pumpkin with whipped cream
6) the beat surprise bonus pie, and so decadent: the banana cream pie
7) the classic American pie: the latticed apple pie
Y’all. Somehow it was one of those rare occasions where the six children wound up playing (mostly nicely) together the entire night — I mean, granted, the two older girls (6 and 8) undoubtedly got annoyed with the four younger kids (aged 3.5-4) at various points, but they all did great. And! The grown ups got to be grown ups and talk about grown up shit like bookstores and fantasy kitchen renos and the return of bootcut jeans. I mean, thank god.
I finally even got to open up the giant bottle of red wine that’s been sitting in my kitchen forever because I can never imagine disposing of that much red wine. But friends, I think we did it.